Newsday, Sunday, April 9, 2000
Plot
Twist
Politics
is just crime on a grand scale, argues cop-turned- novelist John
Westermann. Which explains why, after four police novels, he wrote a
mystery about Nassau County.
By
Sidney C. Schaer
Staff Writer
IN
THE FICTIONAL world of Long Island according to novelist John Westermann,
Republicans are the bad guys who always win, cops (at least below the rank
of captain) deserve our loyalty and respect, and life in the suburbs is
filled with surprise, murder and mayhem.
Of
course, according to Westermann, that's all true in the real world here,
as well.
"Everybody
knew the unexplainable happened with remarkable frequency on Long
Island," he writes in "Ladies of the Night" (Pocket Books,
1998), his fifth book. All have been set within the villages and towns of
Nassau and Suffolk Counties where he has lived his whole life, a life that
began as a child of privilege in Huntington and included a dozen years as
a village cop in Freeport.
"Bimbos
shot housewives, nut-jobs riddled commuter trains, predators stalked the
Internet, and planes fell from the sky," he writes. "Nothing you
could do but clean up and shrug."
Except
Westermann doesn't shrug. Instead, he uses fiction as a weapon. His
targets have evolved from the corrupt cops, petty criminals and inept
police brass of his first four books to -- of all things on which to base
a mystery novel -- Nassau County politics.
That
change was triggered by a life crisis: a diagnosis of liver cancer in 1995
that turned out instead to be a strep infection, but still potentially
fatal. Before he recovered, he decided that he had to quell the demons of
his political passions and attempt to write on a broader canvas.
"I
wasn't being promised a long life, so I had this feeling that if I say it,
I had better say it now," he said of his decision to write a novel of
local politics. "I want to make this a really good bullet and I want
to make it hit its target, and damage it. And to do that it had to be a
perfect mystery. I had to have the atmosphere I wanted to write
about."
Political
stories, the 47-year-old has concluded, are even more juicy than crime
stories.
"Politics
has bigger crimes, better educated criminals," he said. "I think
of it as crime on a grand scale."
His
view -- cynical, even sardonic, sometimes bitter and full of bile, often
raucously funny -- has been shaped by a life of detours. His father, a
lawyer who grew up on Manhattan's Park Avenue and rose to be CEO of the
local defense contractor Hazeltine Corp., had most wanted him to follow in
his footsteps at Columbia, but he chose Princeton -- only to lose out on
both choices. A dismal college career ended, and he became a bartender,
then a security guard, then village cop, then writer of gritty mysteries
and finally political activist playing out his personal real-life agenda
in fiction.
It
can be an extreme view; in a generally admiring review of "Ladies of
the Night," the librarian's biweekly Booklist was agape at "the
menagerie of crooks, thugs, stoners, idiots, geeks and creeps masquerading
as public officials in this remarkable novel... Let's assume Westermann is
exaggerating for effect."
But
in Westermann's world, the reality and the fiction keep intersecting;
everything he sees on Long Island is bound to appear either in a past
book, or a future one. The old LeBaron convertible he's pushed beyond the
100,000-mile mark shows up as the car of choice for the Democratic
candidate for county executive in "Ladies of the Night." After a
grueling 22-hour shift, a homicide detective in the book arrives home on
Westermann's own street on Strongs Neck.
Or
take a recent journey into Nassau County -- his proverbial heart of
darkness. In front of the Nassau County offices in Mineola to pose for
pictures, Westermann is unexpectedly confronted with a demonstration of
irate New York Islander fans in orange and blue team colors. "Down
with Gulotta," they're shouting, angry because the county executive
vetoed a deal for a new arena.
The
Islander controversy figured in "Ladies of the Night," in which
Westermann pits a three-time Republican incumbent county executive against
a younger, charismatic Democratic opponent who almost wins. The novel's
protagonist, Nassau police commissioner Frank Murphy, even makes reference
to the real county executive and the team's disgraced former owner when he
discusses a photo album of potentially embarrassing pictures that's part
of a kidnaping investigation.
"'As
good as Tommy Gullota in his Islander pajamas, climbing into bed with John
Spano.' Murphy fondly remembered how a fraudulent amateur had damn near
fleeced the wolves ... "
Despite
his passionate antipathy for the Nassau GOP, Westermann didn't go so far
as to depict the Democratic candidate winning his fictional race. "It
was just too inconceivable to me," he said. Yet less than a year
after "Ladies" was published -- and landed with a quiet thunk --
reality overtook Westermann's imagination and the Democrats in Nassau
County took control of both the county legislature and the Hempstead town
board, the heart of long-term Republican dominance.
For
Gulotta's part, the county executive said via his spokeswoman that he's
not familiar with the book. But Gulotta does know Westermann -- they are
fellow alumni of Trinity College in Hartford -- and Gulotta took pains to
point out to his assistant that while Gulotta graduated Phi Beta Kappa,
Westermann flunked out.
And
indeed that's what happened to Westermann in 1973. Ranked 312 in a class
of 314, Westermann simply couldn't convince his father that it was
worthwhile sending him for a fourth year.
So
he moved back to Long Island, married his high school sweetheart and moved
into uncharted territory.
"John
is a contrarian, and he probably took the most improbable route,"
said his younger brother, David, a Garden City attorney.
Westermann
-- identified as John Jacob Westermann IV in his Whitman High School
yearbook, a clean-cut senior who lettered in football, basketball and
lacrosse -- worked at a variety of jobs including tending bar in Greenlawn,
trying a brief junior executive stint for Hazeltine, and working as a
security guard. Within two years, he landed a spot on the 80-person roster
of the Freeport Village police.
"Besides
being a cop I was the son of a CEO, brother of a lawyer, brother of a
doctor, a really privileged childhood," Westermann said. "I sort
of failed my way to the police department."
And
then out of it again 12 years later, in a way that helped form his view of
local GOP politics. He could never rise beyond the rank of patrolman, even
though he placed first three times in the civil service sergeants exam.
"Not getting promoted spurred me to start writing," he said.
"I was caught in a civil service trap ... I was going to suck it up
and stay. Then I began taking notes."
He
started with articles for a Freeport weekly, then The Blotter, a local
police publication. And he began contemplating converting his police
experiences into mystery fiction.
He
schooled himself by reading how-to books on writing fiction, and after
nine years, 11 rewrites and countless rejections, sold his first novel,
"High Crimes," to Soho Press in 1988.
Three
more police mysteries followed, all based on Long Island. His second
novel, "Exit Wounds" (Soho Press, 1990), was optioned by
Hollywood producer Joel Silver (of "Die Hard" and "Lethal
Weapon" fame) in 1994 and is slated to star Steven Seagal. It's the
story of a cop assigned to a precinct of misfits, but the story's
sprinkled with observations of suburban life that go beyond its plot. An
early passage begins:
"Orin
Boyd walked backward along the shoulder of the Southern State Parkway with
a knapsack on his back and his thumb in the air. Rush hour traffic in the
parkway moved past him at a crawl... Drivers were preoccupied with a
variey of tasks: last-minute touchups to the face and hair, telephone
calls on their cellular phones, dashboard fast-food breakfasts. An
alarming number were reading the morning paper... The Island was more and
more like the city every day: an ordeal to traverse, impossible to afford.
Clean water is running out and the garbage piling up. I gotta get away,
Orin told himself."
For
Westermann, the film option gave him the means to stick around in style,
buying a sprawling ranch house on Strongs Neck.
But
about the same time, he was diagnosed with liver cancer, and not given
much of a chance to live. After surgery, it turned out his liver was not
cancerous, but instead infected with strep. Westermann survived, and began
his next book with a new direction. In the two years it took him to write
the new book, his editor at Pocket Books got fired, and he says the
project became an orphan. He had hoped it would not just have literary
impact, but political impact; it didn't sell enough to have much of
either.
But
the intersections of fiction and reality persist. At lunch at the Newport
Grill on Seventh Street in Garden City -- a hangout from his cop days when
it was called the Hunt Room -- he's greeted by owner Bernie Del Bello and
bartender Danny Patterson, both real people who have roles in two of his
novels. Del Bello's character appears briefly in "Ladies of the
Night" when a fictional reporter tries to ask him what's new in the
case.
"The
cops been over to chat yet? What'd they say? Any buzz?"
"Give
'em time."
"I
bet you'll hear plenty over lunch?"
Bernie
smiled and said nothing, as restaurant owners will. Charlie smiled back:
No offense taken.
"Take
care," Bernie said, turning back into his shop. "And come to
dinner again, soon."
In
the book, the block is the unlikely location of the abandoned Lexus of
high-powered lawyer Beth Hopkins, the third of three powerful Nassau
County Republican women to vanish.
"The
street would have been quiet then, this boulevard where men with NBA rings
shopped side-by-side with best-selling authors, and one frequently
nominated daytime star. Here in Garden City, this flurry of police work
was a barbarous anomaly."
Westermann
doesn't say so, but the unidentified best-selling author -- familiar to
Garden City residents -- is Nelson DeMille, who met Westermann when the
novice author was celebrating publication of his first novel. DeMille --
who rented office space in the same building as Westermann's brother --
simply wandered into the party. Since then, they've become friends.
"You
could count the number of professional writers working on Long Island on
one hand," said DeMille, who admires Westermann's gritty writing
style.
"But
he's obsessed with local politics in a way that I'm not," DeMille
added. "There are writers who look at the sociology of life here, but
no one has really tried to dramatize its crazy politics." While
DeMille himself has used Long Island as a setting for some of his novels
("Plum Island," "The Gold Coast," "The Talbot
Odyssey"), he eschews local political intrigues.
But
Westermann seems to revel in them. Describing a Bellmore political rally
that opens "Ladies of the Night," he writes:
"It
was the height of the silly season. Deputy Nassau County Executive
Elizabeth Lucido stood at one end of the bunting-covered dais, wishing she
were anywhere else. Her party, the Republican Party, had just needlessly
introduced its current slate to its biggest contributors. The white
politicians arrayed to her left were waving at the oft-fleeced faithful,
graciously accepting their applause."
He
notes the Republicans have little to fear from the Democrats, "who
hadn't won a big race in Nassau County in thirty years -- largely due to
the opposition of the remarkable Republican machine, currently owned and
operated by its legendary chairman, Seymour Cammeroli."
And
later in the opening scenes, just before Lucido is kidnaped, we are given
a glimpse of her own cynical view of her colleagues in the Nassau GOP:
"She
could ruin half of them, knowing what she knew of their sorry lives, their
sordid hobbies, their endless ambition for the free lunch; and yet legions
of developers, tobacco lawyers, and health insurance executives stood
behind these thousand-dollar chicken dinners, cheering these bums as if
they were truly the people's servants."
In
the real world, Westermann himself has been a bit player on the political
stage, as gadfly and activist. He helps with fund raisers -- Democratic
ones -- and stuffs envelopes. And with former Suffolk Legis. Nora Bredes,
he collaborated in organizing satirical political revues awarding certain
political activists "backbone awards." These are certificates
that recognize the efforts of those -- generally Democrats -- whom
Westermann believes are willing to stand up and fight against entrenched
political power.
"John
gets involved, and I think he's a true believer," said Bredes, an
unsuccessful Democratic candidate for Congress who heads the Susan B.
Anthony Center at the University of Rochester. "John sees the
potential for good, and he really gets angry because he sees it not
happening."
In
"Ladies," Westermann adapted a Bredes experience to create a
familiar scene for Long Island politicians: the Hamptons fund raiser, in
which the celebrity host -- in Bredes' case, actor Alec Baldwin -- was a
no-show.
Among
those honored by Westermann's satirical group, the "Bastille Day
Players," are Tom Oberle, an unsuccessful candidate for Brookhaven
supervisor, and Lisanne Altmann, a Nassau County legislator from Great
Neck who was pivotal in unearthing a political scandal involving the
county's health insurance program.
Altmann
is another fan, especially of "Ladies of the Night." "It's
obviously a caricature in part, but he certainly got the atmosphere and
flavor right," she said.
Altmann
said some of his descriptions of how power is wielded are, for her, all
too true. She describes how the opponent she defeated in her first
election to the legislature was rewarded with a job as a deputy county
attorney -- making more money than she was.
Westermann
says he doesn't disdain all Republican officials, and mentions Suffolk
County Executive Robert Gaffney -- a former FBI agent -- as someone he
likes. "Maybe it's the cop thing," he laughs.
And
not all Republican officials want to string Westermann to a tree.
"He's
a really sardonic writer," says Hempstead Town Councilman Joseph
Kearney, a friend who has followed Westermann's career, first as a
policeman than a writer. Kearney said he hasn't finished the book about
Nassau politics but that he knows it's not completely off base. "The
truth is somewhere in the middle," he said.
In
his next book, Westermann promises, he actually skewers a Democratic
candidate, along with socialites of Westhampton Beach and Manhattan. It's
tentatively titled the "Best of Both Worlds," and Westermann,
who officially retired from the Freeport police in 1996, is still trying
to hold on to all the ones he inhabits.
"I
loved chasing the bad guys," he says of police work -- and in a way,
he's still trying to do it in his writing.
"Chasing
bad guys is fun. The laughs are fun. The macabre and the silly. You
sometimes can't believe what you just walked in on."